my faults (according to Sarah)

On a 3 week trip to Europe in April of 1995 with Sarah Fisher, she was kind enough to create this list of my 'faults' as she perceived them to be by the end of the trip.

  1. I complain (about being sore, needing to pee, being hungry, being tired).
  2. I have no patience.
  3. I'm jumpy.
  4. I have to be right in an argument.
  5. I twist what I have said to be right.
  6. I twist what Sarah says.
  7. I want things that I don't have (like Boo-boo(1)).
  8. I chow down too fast.
  9. I don't cover my mouth when I yawn.
  10. I go to never-never land but then won't acknowledge I was there.
  11. I gravitate towards walls and run into Sarah.
  12. I do funny accents and dance in public.
  13. I generalize.
  14. I loose pens.
  15. I almost put my arm around Sarah in front of 3 semi-cute guys(2).
  16. I immaturely fight with Sarah for objects despite Sarah's attempts to maturely resolve the situation by pinching, punching and drawing on my hands(3).
  17. Clayton reads over my shoulder

1 - Boo-boo is a stuffed bear which resided in the top of Sarah's backpack.

2 - Clayton has labelled these 3 guys as "semi-cute". I didn't know he rated these things!

3 - In 2 1/2 weeks I only "attacked" him twice - It only occured (sic) when all other methods failed - it's like spanking a devilish child!

This list is in no way complete ! It is also in now way detailed - Clayton censored them all - there are many stories behind each fault - novels could be written on just one! I have experienced all 17, but not to their fullest, I'm sure! I think that this should be read at his wedding - his to-be wife must be warned - I managed for 2 1/2 weeks - God help the one who has a lifetime of this!

Sarah E. Fisher