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About your <invitation/offer/proposition>...we may have had a bit of
<miscommunication/misinterpretation/delusions on your part>. If this date for
<coffee/drinks/sex> is of a romantic inclination, then I have to say I'm
<flattered/touched/repulsed>, but I currently have a
<boyfriend/fiancée/husband/very large bodyguard>. I realize that I am presuming
a bit, but I would hate to <confuse things/lead you on/encourage your simian
attempts at foreplay>. But it would honestly be really great to get together and
<talk/hang out/watch John eat your
head>.
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© 1995 Vivienne Suen