stories

Experiences tend to crystallise into little vignettes. Here are the subjects of my more interesting stories. If you haven't heard one, ask me sometime.

Growing Up

• breaking into the network in Grade 12
• Bingo (my first dog) into the car window
• Bingo caught in the car power window (separate story)
• raid on Balmoral High (a.k.a. always bring explosives)
• "Clayton Grassick, smarter than reporter"
• explosive-tipped rocket launch on river field and the maintenance man
• NI3NH3
• NCl3
• electrified doorknobs

University Years

• skipping class
• matchmaker, matchmaker and the match gone wrong
• hot tub in a grebel room
• breadmaker saga I-VI
• a poem for Sara
• church of christ
• getting "femaled"
• massage class sign-up commentary

Since Then

• village stay in Archalboat, Nepal
• job hunt 1999
• "desperate church"
• rampant cheating
• 13 super-suicide wings with extra sauce
• "the secretary" and What Would Nolan Do?
• the date with the serial-talker and the emergency text message

Did I miss any ? Let me know.