stories
Experiences tend to crystallise
into little vignettes. Here are the subjects of my more interesting stories.
If you haven't heard one, ask me sometime.
Growing Up
- breaking into the network in Grade 12
- Bingo (my first dog) into the car window
- Bingo caught in the car power window (separate story)
- raid on Balmoral High (a.k.a. always bring explosives)
- "Clayton Grassick, smarter than reporter"
- explosive-tipped rocket launch on river field and the maintenance
man
- NI3NH3
- NCl3
- electrified doorknobs
University Years
- skipping class
- matchmaker, matchmaker and the match gone wrong
- hot tub in a grebel room
- breadmaker saga I-VI
- a poem for Sara
- church of christ
- getting "femaled"
- massage class sign-up commentary
Since Then
- village stay in Archalboat, Nepal
- job hunt 1999
- "desperate church"
- rampant cheating
- 13 super-suicide wings with extra sauce
- "the secretary" and What Would Nolan Do?
- the date with the serial-talker and the emergency text message
Did I miss any ? Let me know.